trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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thedalekwiththebread:

instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you